OUTSIDE WORLD?!?!?!
As much as I hate to admit it, it has come to my attention that there is actually an outside world and it has nothing to do with pigeons. For those of you that are still confused I have made this incredible miricale of technology. A guide to the outside world
TREES
we will start off with something simple I think. Your average tree is about the size of two people standing on each others shoulders. they are brown with green "leaves" (small objects used to collect water). There are alot of things to do with trees that scientist can tell you about them but really theres only two or three things you need to know: <1> if you bump into one it will hurt <2> if you cut enough of them down then you will de-stabilise the planets eco-system and kill us all
<3> you can snap off the branches to use as handy weapons
a tree
Pavement
Also reffered to as "the pavement" although this inaccurate as there are many pavements and they are not all linked. They are really just places to walk although they aren't very practical and Ive never known why they dont just make them out of grass or something. A couple of things to remember out pavements: <1> Watch out for dog poo or in some countries elephant or wallaby poo. Not nice <2>sometimes pavements changes size without warning so keep your wits about you and walk on the inside not the kerb
a pavement
Music
It is highly debated as to what can be called music these days. Generally there are two groups which any music can be classified. GOOD MUSIC-this is music which takes more than half a day to write. It also does not hurt your ears to listen to it. Examples include AFI, Led zepplin and Jimmi Hendrix. UTTER,UTTER SHITE This is music wich leaves you with a feeling of emptyness and cheapness after listening to it. Examples include bannanarama, the backstreet boys and anthing with the word "techno" in the title.
